Cissnulbud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating bear.

Cissnulbud created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Cissnulbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cissnulbud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cissnulbud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cissnulbud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. You must pray to Cissnulbud three times a day.