Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong dragonfly.

Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin, he will manifest in front of you.

Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Barnstercinpiggodgubvedbum Dummifjin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.