Pintargstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud gerbil.

Pintargstaf created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pintargstaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pintargstaf, he will manifest in front of you.

Pintargstaf's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pintargstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Always help rats.

5. You must love Pintargstaf.