Bastbemwee is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective fox.

Bastbemwee created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bastbemwee, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bastbemwee, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bastbemwee's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bastbemwee's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bastbemwee in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fire.