Mipnartjan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional zebra.

Mipnartjan created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipnartjan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipnartjan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipnartjan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mipnartjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never laugh in holy places.