Nakfomwon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty fish.

Nakfomwon created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfomwon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakfomwon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nakfomwon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nakfomwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nakfomwon's priests.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Never write about amino acids.