Zassciplidhen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical wasp.

Zassciplidhen created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zassciplidhen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zassciplidhen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zassciplidhen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zassciplidhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.