Dadliprak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awesome penguin.

Dadliprak created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadliprak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadliprak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dadliprak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dadliprak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from black grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pray towards the east.