Bitrotcin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil beaver.

Bitrotcin created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitrotcin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitrotcin, she will send you a sign.

Bitrotcin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bitrotcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Put Bitrotcin first in all things.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.