Mishotmis is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain chinchilla.

Mishotmis created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishotmis, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mishotmis, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mishotmis' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mishotmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Run away if three dolphins approach from the south.

5. Never write about black holes.