Damratcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish gerbil.

Damratcet created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damratcet, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Damratcet, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Damratcet's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Damratcet's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Damratcet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Do not take Damratcet's name in vain.