Titdod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured giraffe.

Titdod created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titdod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Titdod, she will be very sad.

Titdod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Titdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Titdod on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not eat carrots.