Zussnaddim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest crane.

Zussnaddim created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zussnaddim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zussnaddim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zussnaddim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zussnaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Put Zussnaddim first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.