Ponfutflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast eagle.

Ponfutflig created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfutflig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ponfutflig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ponfutflig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ponfutflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.