Zabdincipton is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome swan.

Zabdincipton created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zabdincipton, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zabdincipton, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zabdincipton's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Zabdincipton's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Always obey Zabdincipton's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not speak about lentils.