Arnzatgombud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous naga.

Arnzatgombud created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnzatgombud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arnzatgombud, it will cry a lot.

Arnzatgombud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Arnzatgombud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

5. Arnzatgombud loves monkeys, so they must be respected.