Tamlimgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet mink.

Tamlimgig created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamlimgig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamlimgig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tamlimgig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tamlimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Tamlimgig first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.