Stiktanvon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tiresome finch.

Stiktanvon created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiktanvon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stiktanvon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stiktanvon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stiktanvon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.