Cadyablid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental newt.

Cadyablid created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadyablid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadyablid, it will strike you with lightening.

Cadyablid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cadyablid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Cadyablid's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.