Dutpangkab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving dove.

Dutpangkab created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutpangkab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutpangkab, she will turn you into a duck.

Dutpangkab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dutpangkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutpangkab.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.