Zutceptof is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous centipede.

Zutceptof created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zutceptof, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zutceptof, it will ignore you.

Zutceptof's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zutceptof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.