Janrandit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain dove.

Janrandit created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janrandit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Janrandit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Janrandit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Janrandit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Worship no other gods but Janrandit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Janrandit on top of all buildings.