Bimgilsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic troll.

Bimgilsog created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bimgilsog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bimgilsog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bimgilsog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bimgilsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. You must pray to Bimgilsog eight times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never mention shrews.