Hudcebbidham is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering chicken.

Hudcebbidham created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudcebbidham, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudcebbidham, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hudcebbidham's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hudcebbidham's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing gray shirts.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.