Nabsogkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous pigeon.

Nabsogkik created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabsogkik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabsogkik, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nabsogkik's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nabsogkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nabsogkik three times a day.

2. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabsogkik.