Shavtagpang is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane goblin.

Shavtagpang created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavtagpang, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Shavtagpang, it will refuse to believe in you.

Shavtagpang's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Shavtagpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always obey Shavtagpang's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Shavtagpang.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.