Weesafbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless butterfly.

Weesafbarn created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weesafbarn, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weesafbarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Weesafbarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Weesafbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if five badgers approach from the west.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Weesafbarn loves frogs, so they must be honoured.