Flowpanzestflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured crane.

Flowpanzestflis created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowpanzestflis, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flowpanzestflis, she will not care at all.

Flowpanzestflis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flowpanzestflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never laugh near snails.