Pibyanmin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous deer.

Pibyanmin created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibyanmin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibyanmin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pibyanmin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pibyanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six birds approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibyanmin.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibyanmin.

5. You must love Pibyanmin.