Mipbognib is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm elephant.

Mipbognib created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbognib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipbognib, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mipbognib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mipbognib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from cyan seals, for they are unholy.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Mipbognib on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.