Padrotyat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving mink.

Padrotyat created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Padrotyat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Padrotyat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Padrotyat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Padrotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Padrotyat.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Pray towards the south.