Binwappod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless chicken.

Binwappod created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binwappod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Binwappod, it will turn you into a frog.

Binwappod's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Binwappod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if three rats approach from the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing indigo kilts.

5. Do not covet oxen.