Vogvabfab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating guinea pig.

Vogvabfab created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Vogvabfab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogvabfab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vogvabfab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vogvabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing fawn shorts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.