Lunlinyost is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate shark.

Lunlinyost created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunlinyost, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lunlinyost, it will strike you with lightening.

Lunlinyost's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Lunlinyost's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Lunlinyost on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about rice.