Kimdamzun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane porpoise.

Kimdamzun created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdamzun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kimdamzun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kimdamzun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kimdamzun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help cats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.