Stancangep is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid wyrm.

Stancangep created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Stancangep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stancangep, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stancangep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stancangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Stancangep first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.