Zakhivbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm mink.

Zakhivbeg created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakhivbeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zakhivbeg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zakhivbeg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zakhivbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat green fruit.