Wodhamgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid owl.

Wodhamgut created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhamgut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodhamgut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wodhamgut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wodhamgut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

2. Never sing near nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.