Dodponomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid swallow.

Dodponomt created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodponomt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodponomt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dodponomt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dodponomt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dodponomt four times a day.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Dodponomt on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.