Mangubfly is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy dove.

Mangubfly created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangubfly, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mangubfly, she will turn you into a frog.

Mangubfly's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mangubfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never look at stars.