Gettablim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective clam.

Gettablim created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gettablim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gettablim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gettablim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gettablim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gettablim on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.