Cabgigfigmegbab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic raccoon.

Cabgigfigmegbab created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Cabgigfigmegbab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabgigfigmegbab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cabgigfigmegbab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cabgigfigmegbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. You must pray to Cabgigfigmegbab eight times a day.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear red tights.