Ontrag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Ontrag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ontrag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ontrag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ontrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Ontrag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to bats while wearing brown stockings.