Fobdab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Fobdab created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobdab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fobdab, it will turn you into a duck.

Fobdab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fobdab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fobdab first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your feet fawn.