Stanlibbopbut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless wyvern.

Stanlibbopbut created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlibbopbut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stanlibbopbut, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stanlibbopbut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stanlibbopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed carrots to eagles while wearing shorts.

4. Never feed lots of beans to nematodes while wearing green shoes.

5. Never look at comets.