Lunfabren is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful lion.

Lunfabren created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfabren, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunfabren, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunfabren's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lunfabren's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Lunfabren.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help cats in need.