Nadflyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid sheep.

Nadflyak created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadflyak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nadflyak, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nadflyak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nadflyak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Put Nadflyak first in all things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.