Labwatnur Minmiglimlopgunfotbudtif is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart newt.

Labwatnur Minmiglimlopgunfotbudtif created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labwatnur Minmiglimlopgunfotbudtif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labwatnur Minmiglimlopgunfotbudtif, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Labwatnur Minmiglimlopgunfotbudtif's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Labwatnur Minmiglimlopgunfotbudtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never write about planets.