Madnarlcat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical dryad.

Madnarlcat created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnarlcat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madnarlcat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Madnarlcat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Madnarlcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to birds while wearing tights.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never skip in the presence of voles.

4. Madnarlcat loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick sharks.