Bogzogkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Bogzogkim created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzogkim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogzogkim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogzogkim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogzogkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about gravity near squirrels while wearing yellow shirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your chest.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.