Bestgonmon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate wyrm.

Bestgonmon created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestgonmon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bestgonmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bestgonmon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bestgonmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestgonmon.